Was in town yesterday just walking around enjoying retirement when I heard two ol boys talking. One was telling how he should kick so & so's butt for looking at his woman. I got to thinking. A dangerous thing for me at times. I love the South. To me, there is no other place to live. And I am a loyal Southern boy. But sometimes I just don’t understand the Southern male. A Southern man will fight at the drop of a hat if someone looks at his woman. Now I'm not talking about eyes bulging, grabbing your crotch, tongue hanging out, drooling and staring at her boobs or butt. I am talking about an admiring glance. I, for one, feel proud if someone looks at a woman that I am with. And I believe that most women like it. Why else would they spend so much time getting ready to go somewhere? I say be proud that you are with someone who someone else wants to look at. Back when I was a member of the working class not long ago, I took a load of steel to a job site at Vanderbilt University in Nashville. As I was being unloaded, I saw a woman walking toward me on the sidewalk. Nice looking woman in her 40's. Nice body and one of the best set of boobs you would find. And obviously braless.Well, I must have looked a little longer than I normally would because as she got to where I was standing, she smiled and said,"Thank you." I said,"Ma'am?" She said,"Thank you for looking." I told her, "I didn’t mean to stare. You're not mad?" She answered, "Hell no. For what I payed for these, someone had better look." That is my kind of woman. We both laughed and she walked off. Here is a woman who, obviously, doesn’t flash them to every man who looks but she knows what she has; knows that they look good; knows that folks will notice them and isn’t in the least bit insulted when someone admires them. That is the kind of attitude I love in a woman. But if she had belonged to the ol boy in town, I would have had one Hell of a whupping flung on me. Now, the kind of woman I am looking for goes a step further. But that is for another blog. Before I go, I reckon I need to do a little translating. I realize that not everyone speaks the proper English as we Southerners speak. Ol boy-Nothing to do with age. A Southern term for a guy. A more complimentary term is "Good ol boy" Ol gals and Good ol gals- Female version. Fling a whupping- To be beat severely about the head, face and body by an ol boy. Flung a whupping is the past tense. South, Southern or Southerner is always capitalized. yankee is never capitalized. It is permissible to capitalize it at the beginning of a sentence, but only if you remember. No big deal if you forget. Reckon-Same as "I guess." Later folks.
By oldernsexy on Saturday, December 30, 2023 - 8:11 pm:
Thanks for your story bt05. Did you ever see that woman again? And thanks for your Southern USA descriptions. Is the pic of Susie? Or your friend you saw while shopping?
